out of John's mind

one moment you're contemplating total world domination,
the next moment you're happy you remembered to button your fly!

wisdom of sorts from John Landerholm

Archive

Nov
29th

Mon

Fingerboarding expert style

Nov
10th

Wed

Play your way to renewable energy

Oct
30th

Sat

It’s a tough pill to swallow, but I’ll be back.

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Olindo Mare, place kicker for the Seattle Seahawks after missing 2 field goals AND being called out by head coach Jim Mora. Subsequent to being thrown under the bus by now ex-head coach Mora, Mare has made a Seahawks franchise record, 30 straight field goals.

FU Mora!!

Mare FTW!!

Oct
11th

Mon

Way over the top anti-climate video disgusts sponsors and public as well

Jul
23rd

Fri

Love how the technique matches the message

Jun
30th

Wed

And we haven’t tackled Islam because we have families. Right, and I think the worst thing you can say about a group in a free society is that you’re afraid to talk about it—I can’t think of anything more horrific.

— Magician Penn Jillette from “Penn and Teller” fame and co-host of Bullshit!

Jun
29th

Tue

country music according to Seattle Seahawks head coach Pete Carroll

Interviewer: What about country music?
Coach Carroll: I don't listen to country at all. I don't like it. I never turn it on, I only turn it off.
Interviewer: As I've gotten older, I've grown to like country music.
Coach Carroll: I guess I'm not feeling as old as you then.

Jun
28th

Mon

Not everyone puts up with this sh*t!

Jun
9th

Wed

The greatest mystery is not that we have been flung at random between the profusion of matter and of the stars, but that within this prison we can draw from ourselves images powerful enough to deny our nothingness.

— Andre Malraux

Apr
29th

Thu

The better we know who we are, the better we’ll be.
The more we can embrace the thought of who we want to be, the faster we can become it.

— Seattle Seahawks head coach Pete Carroll

In real life, it’s when you’re right that it’s most important not to be a jerk. On a forum everyone hides behind anonymity. Respect is optional.
But respect here costs us nothing. Since the price is right, why can’t we just pay it?

— Kraigeous -a member/poster on the Seahawks Seattle PI forum

Apr
14th

Wed

If Life were more like the Internet

classic comic fun

Mar
30th

Tue

What if you’re wrong? Richard Dawkins answers Southpark style

Mar
21st

Sun

You don’t need some long slogan. Just compete and finish. That’s football. We all know what it is, and that’s what we need to do – compete and finish.

— Sean Locklear (offensive lineman for the Seattle Seahawks) in response to head coach Pete Carroll’s new slogans “always compete” and “finish”

Mar
9th

Tue

In the world of the NFL athlete:
If you think you are underpaid, I have two words for you.
Free Agency!
Just remember, you have to be eligible to participate!
So Mr. 20 something millionaire:
Put up or STFU!

— Me