one moment you’re contemplating total world domination, the next moment you’re happy you remembered to button your fly! wisdom of sorts from John LanderholmTumblr (3.0; @johnl)http://johnlanderholm.com/<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="225" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=13342152&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=13342152&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=13342152&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="225"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Love how the technique matches the message</p>http://johnlanderholm.com/post/848919234http://johnlanderholm.com/post/848919234Fri, 23 Jul 2010 10:49:34 +0200“And we haven’t tackled Islam because we have families. Right, and I think the worst...http://johnlanderholm.com/post/755108901http://johnlanderholm.com/post/755108901Wed, 30 Jun 2010 23:43:25 +0200islamPenn and TellerInterviewer: What about country music? Coach Carroll:I don't listen to country at all. I don't like...http://johnlanderholm.com/post/747095227http://johnlanderholm.com/post/747095227Tue, 29 Jun 2010 00:08:23 +0200<object width="400" height="254"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/R2a8TRSgzZY&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/R2a8TRSgzZY&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="254" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Not everyone puts up with this sh*t! </p>http://johnlanderholm.com/post/744962767http://johnlanderholm.com/post/744962767Mon, 28 Jun 2010 10:08:54 +0200clients“The greatest mystery is not that we have been flung at random between the profusion of matter...http://johnlanderholm.com/post/681209847http://johnlanderholm.com/post/681209847Wed, 09 Jun 2010 22:51:54 +0200“The better we know who we are, the better we’ll be. The more we can embrace the thought of...http://johnlanderholm.com/post/559296834http://johnlanderholm.com/post/559296834Thu, 29 Apr 2010 23:58:24 +0200“In real life, it’s when you’re right that it’s most important not to be a...http://johnlanderholm.com/post/557789156http://johnlanderholm.com/post/557789156Thu, 29 Apr 2010 08:14:17 +0200If Life were more like the Internet: classic comic funhttp://johnlanderholm.com/post/521580825http://johnlanderholm.com/post/521580825Wed, 14 Apr 2010 23:12:16 +0200<object width="400" height="254"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fPJQw-x-xho&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fPJQw-x-xho&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="254" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>What if you’re wrong? Richard Dawkins answers Southpark style</p>http://johnlanderholm.com/post/483906019http://johnlanderholm.com/post/483906019Tue, 30 Mar 2010 12:01:09 +0200“You don’t need some long slogan. Just compete and finish. That’s football. We all know what...http://johnlanderholm.com/post/463504022http://johnlanderholm.com/post/463504022Sun, 21 Mar 2010 17:35:30 +0100“In the world of the NFL athlete: If you think you are underpaid, I have two words for you....http://johnlanderholm.com/post/437599247http://johnlanderholm.com/post/437599247Tue, 09 Mar 2010 23:41:00 +0100<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MNipg3AVCG4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MNipg3AVCG4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Why do I so much love these contraptions? Is it because they are created by higher life-forms or is it because they are pure manifestations of extreme human ingenuity?</p>http://johnlanderholm.com/post/432512278http://johnlanderholm.com/post/432512278Sun, 07 Mar 2010 16:38:00 +0100“Buy into a business that’s doing so well an idiot can run it, because sooner or later,...http://johnlanderholm.com/post/427946654http://johnlanderholm.com/post/427946654Fri, 05 Mar 2010 09:19:31 +0100<object width="400" height="325"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/c3I9SqRP6ec&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/c3I9SqRP6ec&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="325" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>How can you prepare for less than full speed unless you are going to play that way?</p> <p>If you don’t prepare these kids at full speed, if they don’t work every time they put their hand down at full speed, then they aren’t getting ready.</p> <p>You know what they’re getting ready for?</p> <p>They’re getting ready to get beat.</p>http://johnlanderholm.com/post/354744363http://johnlanderholm.com/post/354744363Tue, 26 Jan 2010 20:43:00 +0100<object width="400" height="320"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/qmXacL0Uny0&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/qmXacL0Uny0&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="320"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>The difference between Baseball and Football told by George Carlin</p>http://johnlanderholm.com/post/231094663http://johnlanderholm.com/post/231094663Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:06:49 +0100comedybaseballAmerican football“Mars has global warming, but without a greenhouse and without the participation of...http://johnlanderholm.com/post/228990554http://johnlanderholm.com/post/228990554Sat, 31 Oct 2009 17:56:00 +0100“The public is never told that these models are merely “stories”, or speculative...http://johnlanderholm.com/post/227317975http://johnlanderholm.com/post/227317975Thu, 29 Oct 2009 23:47:00 +0100climate“Science is not, nor ever has been, about consensus, but about experimental and observational...http://johnlanderholm.com/post/225170241http://johnlanderholm.com/post/225170241Tue, 27 Oct 2009 21:47:00 +0100“Novelty emerges only with difficulty, manifested by resistance, against a background provided...http://johnlanderholm.com/post/208714201http://johnlanderholm.com/post/208714201Fri, 09 Oct 2009 23:48:03 +0200“Life’s simple.. if u think u ca do it (ur right).. if u think u cant do it.. ur right...http://johnlanderholm.com/post/205715859http://johnlanderholm.com/post/205715859Tue, 06 Oct 2009 09:08:20 +0200